This is your final warning,
i am putting it in written form, since that is what final warnings usually are.
Dear neighbor cat,
stop using my backyard/under my pool deck as your personal litter box.
If i wanted my back porch to smell like cat urine, i would get a cat and never change it's litter box.
Go pee on your owners property.
They are the ones that don't want you anymore.
They are the ones that won't let you in the house anymore.
My next step is to watch for you and then "accidentally" let my dog out at the same moment.
We all know how my dog just LOVES cats,
how he thinks they are stuffed toys.
You won't make it very long.
You have officially been warned.
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