Welcome to Not Me! Monday! A daily rant about the crazy, lazy, foolish things that we all know we definately could NOT have done this past week. This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

Ok, so here goes...

I most certainly DID NOT go to the mall 2 times this week, shopping for clothes for my daughter

And i definately DID NOT buy her those clothes in mostly 12month size. This would be absurd, as she is only 4 months old. Why would a sane person do that? Because i'm obsessed, that's why. And to let you all know, i'm still looking for that winter coat for her for next year.

I totally DID NOT crawl around Mady's room on all fours this morning, so as to make as little noise as possible and not wake her up. I thought crawling like the dogs would spread my weight out and make the floor creak less.

I most certainly DID NOT sit at a red light that turned green and then red again, just so i could take some pictures of Mady sleeping in her carsear holding her toys. That would be a traffic hazzard and could cause potential accidents, and i'm a good driver, so i wouldn't do a thing like that!