I absolutely DID NOT spend almost 20min pulling out Mady's small clothes from the laundry that i wanted to "retire", only to forget what i was doing and put them back away with the other things. How would i forget anything, it's not like i have anything else to do!
I most definately DID NOT hurt myself putting together Mady's highchair. Putting things together, in our house at least, is Frank's job...so why would i be doing it?! And seriously, who hurts themselves on a plastic highchair?
I totally DID NOT under-estimate how fast the rice cereal would come out of the box, and end up dumping about 2 cups of it into her bowl instead of 2tbsp...and then try to scoop it all back up with the BABY SPOON and put it back into the box. I'm a whole lot smarter than that, thank goodness.
I absolutely DID NOT try to feed Mady her cereal (her very FIRST cereal) with one hand while trying to take pictures and videos of it with the other hand.
I most definately DID NOT get baby puke on my pants while i was out, and just wipe it with the burp cloth and go about doing what i was doing. That would be gross. I'm better than that. I hate when i get dirty.
I certainly DID NOT hear Mady wake herself up at about 2am and start crying, but i was so tired i decided to turn down the monitor and just let her whine for about 10min until she fell back asleep on her own. That would not be good mothering, and i love my child very much. I am very attentive to her every need.
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LOL I always forget to retire Easton's clothes, and then when I try to use them again they are wayyy too small and I keep wondering why I havent retired it yet :-P
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