Things that go bump in the night...

So Frank is very insistant that there is a Mountain Lion in the woods behind our house.
Ever since our neighbor came home from vacation and said her dad thought he saw one.
I think they are ALL our of their minds.
There is no Mountain Lion!
But he is insistant.
He was out walking the dogs the other night...
now mind you, he takes a flashlight and a gun with him (so don't sneak up on him, lol)...
well, he swears he heard something in the woods,
and then he swears he heard something up behind the shed that "was definately bigger than a human",
you know, because nothing can sound big and be nothing.
So he comes running into the house, dragging the dogs behind him, yelling "get it, get it".
He is at the screen door, shining the flashlight out into the woods, looking for something out there.
All we saw was a cat, a kitty cat.
It's too funny how scared he is of this supposed Mountain Lion!
We were in the car the other day and we were going down the road.
I said to him "LOOK! There's the Mountain Lion!!"
and of course he yells "Where?!" like there really is one just hanging out on the side of the road.
Of course, it was just a kitty cat that i pointed to.
I told him he better warn the neighbors.
I was laughing,
he wasn't...lol