A really real list...

I got this in an email from my awesome, funny Aunt Marian.
I couldn't find it to be any truer!!
Had to share it with everyone, it made me laugh out loud...
until i realized that i could relate to each and every thing on that list.

Adult Truths:
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. (Amen sister, amen)

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. (Now this one, this has never happened to me...haha)

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. (I tell Mady this almost every day)

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. (I know quite a few people that deserve that one)

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? (I still can't figure it out)

6. Was learning cursive really necessary? (I only cursive my name on checks, everything else is print)

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. (Seriously)

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. (Some of them would be quite entertaining)

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. (Double agree)

10. Bad decisions make good stories. (Quite a few years later though)

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. (For example, i'm typing this now AT WORK)

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. (Still haven't bought more than a few blue rays)

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to. (I know right, and sometimes i'm afraid to hit save because i'm afraid it will save it bloank because i didn't actually make any changes)

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. (Call ID is a blessing)

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. (How else can i find the ice cream)

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. (Or bud light, or Yuengling, or a few shots for that matter)

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. (Lock your doors people)

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. (Especially during late night television)

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? (I think i've gotten to about 4 before i just agree...sometimes agreeing is worse though)

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. (Don't you just hate that...and they are always followed by about 10 more people who think they can do the same thing!)

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. (Try telling this to my husband...jeans don't need to be washed EVERY TIME you wear them!)

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
(Sometimes i look down the 3rd time and realize i don't even have my watch on)

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. (Right here, that's me!!)

24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. (Some still don't realize it)