Today was an eventful day here at Line Mountain. Why, you may ask!? Because our football players have had an outbreak of Staph, our soccer girls have had an outbreak of the flu, our hockey girls all have pulled muscles, and there is a tornado warning in effect for the next half hour! Whew, now that's what i call an action packed day. Whatever will i do with all my free time?! Sit on the computer and blog, you say? Sure i will!
I did manage to get on the computer here for a while and surf around the net. I, of course, found things i want to buy. And buy for who, you may ask...Madylinn of course. I found the cutest cake making kit that i would love to buy, so i could make her her first birthday cake...but to only use it that one time, i think i might just wing it on my own. I found a whole bunch of cute decorations too, but something inside my head said that i could make some and find some cheaper if i just looked around. When did i become so thrifty? Does this make me cheap?
I also heard on the news this morning that Brett Favre (pronounced Farve...douche bag) has decided to UN-retire from professional football for the 20 millionth time, and is now signed on for a 1 year deal with the Minnesota Vikings. Don't the Packers HATE the Vikings? This should work out well for everyone. Tell the trainers down there in Minnesota to get the walker ready, cuz grampa's comin to town. GO AWAY ALREADY!!!! Who do you think you are, retiring an umpteen million times and coming back, Michael Jordan?! And we all know what a douche he is.
And what about that woman from south africa who broke the 800 meter world record the other day. Now they are questiong her gender. HER GENDER! What's next people. Haven't we gone too far this time? Since when is having womanly parts not enough to be considered a woman. Just because she runs fast, has muscles and talks deeply doesn't make her a man. Look at those women bodybuilders, we don't call them men. Look at women professional wrestlers, we don't call them men. Just because the south africans and the jamaicans and the ethiopians are all faster than us, doesn't mean we have to turn in to the big bully and push them around. What's next, taking their milk money?!
So now i'm off to practice again. The tornado didn't strike the school and sweep me away like Dorothy in the wizard of Oz. Oh well. Maybe i should bring Dakota to work with me tomorrow...that's what i was missing...ToTo!
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